So one day i says to God
God, if i die
-could you give me a couple
Hours warning?
-Kinda got some things i need
To clean up
He didnt answer
Rarely does
But you wonder,
You know?
That weird lump
The dizzy spells
So anyways,
There i was
Minding my own business
While i slept
When up walks jimmie
Now Jimmie's a fella
I used to work with
Nice guy, bout my age
But had the diabetes bad
Last i heard they had lopped
Off a foot and were
Thinkin on lessening him some more
Anyhow, he didn't look good, nope,
None too good
But here he was
Wake walking in my sleep
And damned if he didnt look good!
Walked like a guy with two perfectly good feet
I was cleaning a small window
And who knows why and
I say to him
"Jimmie, geez, you're lookin good"
But he just sadly shook his head no
I could tell he came with a purpose
A message perhaps,
Didn't just happen by,
ya know?
And he just pointed knowingly
To the ground behind me
Then i woke up
Hmmmm
Would God send dead Jimmie
And is Jimmie even dead?
Couldn't imagine God sending live Jimmie, but Jimmie is a mormon so he mighta been on a field trip
Baptizing hitler and dead jews
Who knows
Couldnt find Jimmie in the obits
But he really wasnt an obits
Kinda guy,
Never even tucked in his shirt
ya know?
Anyway
I feel like shit
But no worse than the shit
I felt like yesterday
And hate to clean house
If Jimmie was just gas
But if soon you find
A wreath upon my blog
You can't say I wasnt warned
~rick